Wednesday, 27 June 2007
Innovation
Saturday, 23 June 2007
Hruday ajun Marathi aahe
विदेशी कपडे घातले तरी
हृदय अजून मराठी आहे
तोडून तुटत नाहीत
या मजबूत रेशीम गाठी आहेत
पिझा, बर्गर खाल्ल्यावरही
पोट पुरणपोळीच मागतं
ईंग्रजी पुस्तकं वाचली तरी
मन मराठी चारोळीच मागतं
मात्रुभूमि सोडली की
आईपासून दूर गेल्यासारखं वाटतं
भाषा सोडली की
अस्तित्व हरवल्यासारखं वाटतं
वडाची झाडं मोठी होऊनही
परत मात्रुभूमिकडे झुकतात
कितीही दूर गेलं तरी
पाय परत मात्रुभूमिकडेच वळतात
काहीही बदललं तरी
हृदय अजून मराठी आहे !
Punha ekda Ajinky che aabhar manato.
Life Standard
आता हजार रुपयेही उडवु लागलय
छोट्या दुकानात घुटमळणार् पाऊल
आता ए.सी शोरूम कडे वळु लागलय्....
कारण
आता माझ standard वाढु लागलय...
पाणीपुरीचा आस्वाद घेणार मन
आता McDonald's चा pizza खाऊ लागलय्
कसाटा खाण्याऱ्या जीभेवर हल्ली
महागड Ice-cream विरघळु लागलय....
कारण
आता माझ standard वाढु लागलय...
"वन रूम kitchen"मध्ये राहणार मन
आता प्रशस्त flatसाठी धडपडु लागलय्
लोकलच्या गर्दित धक्का खाता खाता
आता Mercedes-Benz मधुन स्वारी करु लागलय्....
कारण
आता माझ standard वाढु लागलय...
जे मिळेल त्यात समाधान् मानणार मन
आता थोडं choosy बनु लागलय
स्वप्नात बघितलेल्या दुनियेला खऱ्याआर्थाने
आता प्रत्यक्षाच स्वरुप् येऊ लागलाय्....
कारण
आता माझ standard वाढु लागलय...
तसं तर् गरीबी आणि श्रीमंतीने
समानतेनेच घरी पाणी भरलय..
पण श्रीमंतिपेक्षा गरिबीमुळे जीवनाला
कसं जगायच हे कळलयं...
म्हनुणच ....
कदाचित मनाप्रमाणे अंगातलही बळ वाढलय....
कारण .....
आता माझ standard वाढु लागलय
Thanks to Ajinkya for this Kavita.
Ajun kai have aasate
एकच चहा, तो पण कटींग...
एकच पीक्चर, तो पण टेक्स फ्री...
एकच साद, ती पण मनापासुन...
अजुन काय हवे असते आपल्या मित्रांकडून
एकच कटाक्श, तो पण हळूच...
एकच होकार, तो पण लाजून...
एकच स्पर्श, तो पण थरथरून...
अजुन काय हवे असते आपल्या प्रियेकडून
एकच भूताची गोष्ट, ती पण रंगवून...
एकच श्रीखंडाची वडी, ती पण अर्धी तोडून...
एकच जोरदार धपाटा, तो पण शिवी हासडून...
अजुन काय हवे असते आपल्या आजीकडून
एकच मायेची थाप, ती पण कुर्वाळून...
एकच गरम पोळी, ती पण तूप लावून...
एकच आशिर्वाद, तो पण डोळ्यात आसवे आणून..
अजुन काय हवे असते आपल्या आईकडून.
एकच कठोर नकार स्वईराचाराला, तो पण ह्रुदयावर दगड ठेउन...
एकच सडेतोड उपदेश, तो पण घोघर्या आवाजातून...
एकच नजर अभिमानाची, आपली प्रगती पाहून...
अजुन काय हवे असते आपल्या वडिलांकडून
सगळ्यांनी खूप दिले, ते पण न मागून...
स्वर्गच जणु मला मिळाला, तो पण न मरुन...
फाटकी ही झोळी माझी, ती पण वाहिली भरुन..
अजुन काय हवे मला माझ्या आयुष्याकडून
Thanks to my friend to send me such a wonderful poem
Friday, 22 June 2007
oppurtunity never knocks again
**silence**
"knock knock"
"who is that?" she asked from the inside.
"An oppurtunity" voice echoed from the outside.
"This is lie. I know, oppurtunity never knocks again"
I got this in email.
Bapu ne Bola hai..Munna Bhai MBBS Effect
tum kam karte raho....
sirf kam hi nehi zada kam karo......
promotion ki ummed na karo.......
Dekhna, Uski aatma ek din jaroor jaagegi.
Aur vo tumhe salary hike aur promotion zaroor dega"
Aur agar fir bhi koi salary hike aur promotion nahi mile ,
to uske paas jana, use ek Guldasta dena.... aur kehna.......
i am resigning, others will also do the same
GET WELL SOON MAMU
With Thanks & Regards
No comments please
A Balanced Society
A society where man gets equal rights with respect to political, social, Mankind, Economic rights and Privileges. The poor must have equal access to whatever opportunity exists for the rich people and that the rich do not get richer and the poor do not get poorer. In India wealth is gathering in the hands of two or three people. Let all people fulfill their basic needs and the whole nation enjoys their good life and freedom. Even if we have a freedom, the deeds which we are doing are unimaginable? People are taking bribes to get more money which will fulfill their needs. Is that the only reason for this? What corrective measures have to be taken by government in order to wash out the corruption? What’s the root cause of corruption? Is this the Money, needs, person to person minds, wish, power or what? How to get rid from all those situations which will be harmful to a Balanced Society? According to me general awareness about the healthy life among the people should increased and they should also thought of a well cultured life. Corruption, criminal behavior, bad mentality, use of power for bad purposes, greedy nature all these factors will affect the balanced society. Once their mind sets to a good thinking level automatically all bad thought will go from their mind.
Yoga Asana
Problem is from where to start and where to go to do proper Yoga Asana? Now a days there are number of good Institute or Organizations which will teach Yoga. On the Internet also we will find some tutorials regarding this. But best thing is to join a good Institute and learn the proper Yoga Asana. Now what are the effects of Yoga ,meditation on our body. Here are some intriguing findings that researchers have come upon with regards to meditation: During meditation, there is a significant drop in the body's oxygen requirements, the respiratory rate slows down, indicating deep relaxation. The heart rate of a person also slows down, and blood pressure drops. There is a change in brain wave patterns, as they switch from the normal, chaotic beta waves to the slower alpha waves, indicating that the brain is in a rested, but alert state. The body's rejuvenating parasympathetic system is switched on; indicated by several key signs like less blood flow to the skeletal muscles, change in perspiration levels and muscle tension. These are some of the effects I got from one physician .A study conducted upon medical students just before their examinations, revealed that those of them who practiced meditation had a higher number of immunity-boosting cells in their saliva than others. This protected them against a stress-induced weakening of the immune system. So by doing some Yoga you can keep our physical and mental health in good condition. Let’s take an oath to do Yoga daily as a part of our life.
Infant education catching fancy of young mothers
In Mahabharata I heard that when Aabhimanyua was about to born His father explained the idea of Chakravyah to her wife and little Abhimanyua listen all those conversations before coming to this world. No doubt technology made lot changes in our life but up till now delivering a child will be natural life cycle process. Here also people want to go against nature rules. By seeing the flash cards people want to educate their child so that he will learn the things faster and faster than a normal baby.It may not be mere lullabies and feeding bottles for babies any more as young educated mothers are increasingly warming up to the idea of infant education.The cut-throat competition in the modern world has driven ambitious mothers to start education for their kid’s right from the infancy stage. With proper approach, a child can begin learning a language from the third month, gain encyclopedic knowledge from the sixth month, understand mathematics from the ninth month and learn the basis of education within a year, carrying their newborns, make a beeline for her centre here, where training is provided to stimulate the babies' brain growth using flash cards. This is a sentence of one Mother who is implementing this .But really so advanced thing is required? If something goes wrong then the whole life of that child will be miserable. Why to play with the life cycle of our own child? Let them grow as per the natural cycle and after certain age starts all your efforts in making the child smart by all means. If you are doing this just to show that my son is smart among a crowd then its just a foolishness.
Wednesday, 20 June 2007
Friendship
R- Relations
I - In
E - Earth
N - Never
D- Die
So Friend is most important in the Life. Be happy, make other to feel happy
COnversation
Year : 2050Place : IBM, USA (Two Americans Talking) =============================Currency Conversion Rate : INR 1 Rs = USD $ 100Alex: Hi John, you didn't come yesterday to office?
John: Yeah, I was in Indian Embassy for stamping.
Alex: Oh really, what happened, I heard that nowadays it has become very strict.
John: Yeah, but I managed to get it.
Alex: How long it took to get it stamped?
John: Oh, it was nasty man, long queue. Bill Gates was standing in front of me and they played with him like anything. That's why it got delayed. I went there at 2 AM itself and waited and returned by 4 PM.
Alex: Really? In India, it is a matter of an hour to get stamped for USA
John: Yeah, but that is because who in India will be interested in coming to USA man, their economy has been booming.
Alex: So, when are you leaving?
John: Anytime, after receiving my tickets from the client in India and you know, I will be getting a chance to fly Air-India. Sort of dream come true.
Alex: How long are you going to stay in India.
John: What do you mean by how long? I will be settled in India, my company has promised me that they will process my Hara Patta ..(green card)
Alex: Really, lucky person man, it is very difficult to get a Hara Patta in India.
John: Yeah, that's why, I am planning to marry an Indian girl there.
Alex: But you can find lots of US girls in Hyderabad, Bangalore and Mumbai.
Tuesday, 19 June 2007
Few Definitions
Life Insurance: A contract that keeps you poor all your life so that you can die Rich.
Nurse: A person who wakes u up to give you sleeping pills.
Marriage: It's an agreement in which a man loses his bachelor degree and a woman gains her masters.
Divorce: Future tense of Marriage.
Tears: The hydraulic force by which masculine willpower is defeated by feminine waterpower.
Lecture: An art of transferring information from the notes of the Lecturer to the notes of the students without passing through "the minds of either"
Conference: The confusion of one man multiplied by the number present.
Compromise: The art of dividing a cake in such a way that everybody believes he got the biggest piece.
Dictionary : A place where success comes before work.
Conference Room : A place where everybody talks, nobody listens and everybody disagrees later on.
Father: A banker provided by nature.
Criminal: A guy no different from the rest....except that he got caught.
Boss: Someone who is early when you are late and late when you are early.
Politician : One who shakes your hand before elections and your Confidence after.
Doctor : A person who kills your ills by pills, and kills you by bills.
Classic: Boo! ks, which people praise, but do not read.
Smile: A curve that can set a lot of things straight.
Office: A place where you can relax after your strenuous home life.
Yawn: The only time some married men ever get to open their mouth.
Etc.: A sign to make others believe that you know more than you actually do.Committee : Individuals who can do nothing individually and sit to decide that nothing can be done together.
Experience: The name men give to their mistakes.
Atom Bomb: An invention to end all inventions.
Philosopher: A fool who torments himself during life, to be spoken of when dead.
The Magical Tap
One on every 25 Indians owns a PC
Costliest Cities in the World
Marriage and Health
But there are some hidden secrets, which may not be disclosed to the prospective spouses as it may jeopardize a growing alliance. But is this fair? Everyone please take the survey to find out whether or not any type of diseases should be present or not. Previously in villages if the girl did not deliver a child then all blame will be given to that girl itself. Nobody will tell a single word to the man. But now this is not the case. Even man is equally responsible for this. So the general awareness in the people has increased.
Shoot out at Lokhandwala:Review
All Officers except Arbaz Khan were facing family problems. But the role they played were nice. No pitfalls in the service despite of their family problems. This picture is based on real story. We can fill the thrust in the movie when all people are firing like anything. Big B is genius. He is a judge and Advocate for the ATS team. He is keep on asking rapid fire type questions which will shows his smartness in this age.
Vivek Oberai(Maya bhai),Tushar Kapoor (Buaa), Rohit roy(Phattu) are the Gangster team in Mumbai. Maya bhai will not listen to anybody. He keeps his name in under world by keeping the Terror among Mumbai. But finally Mumbai police get the conformation about Maya Gang and they came to encounter at Lokhandwala Complex.
Director Apoorva Lakhia pays attention to the details of Gangsters and cops very much.
Two songs were nice. Overall it’s a good movie.
Gabber sher..Ha ha ha
Sambha: Sardar Do,
Gabber: Mujhe ginti nahi aati. Do kitne hotey hain?
Sambha: Sardar Do Ek ke baad aata hai.
Gabber: Aur Do ke pehle?
Sambha: Do ke pehle Ek aata hai.
Gabber: To beech mein kaun aata hai?
Sambha: Beech mein koi nahi aata.
Gabber: To fir Dono ek saath kyon nahi atey?
Sambha: Do Ek ke baad hi aa sakta hai, kyonki Do ek se bada hai.
Gabber: Do ek se bada hai? Kitna bada hai?
Sambha Do ek se Ek bada hai?
Gabber: Agar Do ek se ek bada hai to ek ek se kitna bada hai?
Sambha: Sardar, Maine tumhara namak khaya hai, mujhe goli mar do
Maitreen
एक तरी मैत्रीण असावी
बाईकवर मागे बसावी
जुनी हीरो होंडा सुद्धा मग
करिझ्माहून झकास दिसावी !
एक तरी मैत्रीण असावी
चारचौघीत उठून दिसावी
बोलली नाही तरी निदान
समोर बघून गोड हसावी !
एक तरी मैत्रीण असावी
कधीतरी सोबत फिरावी
दोघांना एकत्र पाहून
गल्लीतल्या सगळ्या पोरांची जिरावी !
एक तरी मैत्रीण असावी
जिच्याशी निर्मळ संवाद असावा
कधीतरी छोट्या भांडणाचा
एखादाच अपवाद असावा..
एक तरी मैत्रीण असावी
आयुष्याच्या अनोळखी वळणावर
तुमच्या व्यथा वेदनांवर
तिने घालावी हळूच फुंकर..
एक तरी मैत्रीण असावी
जिच्या मैत्रीत विश्वास रुजावा
तुमचासुद्धा खांदा कधी
तिच्या दुःखाने भिजावा..
एक तरी मैत्रीण असावी
चांदणीसारखी मैत्रीच्या आकाशात
मित्रांचे दिवे मावळले म्हणजे
चालावं पुढे तिच्याच प्रकाशात
Monday, 18 June 2007
Water Scarcity
Water is an essential part of our body. Daily we consume four to five liters of water in order to maintain our health in good condition. But the way we used water is too bad to say. We are wasting water like anything. Asked the person who are staying in the water scarcity region. We are using the water as we wish. But is this the correct way to use this source? Think the situation that we will not get the water for one day? What will be our condition? SO in order to avoid from such circumstances we have to use this source very carefully. I think the Media can play a vital role in this issue. Popular websites like Yahoo, MSN, GMAIL, Rediffmail or any News Agency can start a well publicized campaign requesting citizens to submit their suggestions to be included in the campaign which will help the general awareness about the water issue in common people and many purposes will be solved. My belief is that things will change, only if public awareness changes. Unless and until we changed our mind we will not see ant improvement towards this issue.
ENGINEER KI PARIBHASHA
Engineer Woh Hai Jo Aksar Phasta Hai
Interviews Ke Sawaal Mae
Badi Companiyon Ki Chaal Mae
Boss Aur Client Ke Bawaal Mae
Engineer Woh Hai Jo Pak Gaya Hai
Meetings Ki Jhelai Mae
Submissions Ki Gehrai Mae
Teamwork Ki Chatai Mae
Engineer Woh Hai Jo Pagal Hai
Chai Aur Samose Ke Pyar Mae
Cigeratte Ke Khumar Mae
Birdwatching Ke Vichar Mae
Engineer Woh Hai Jo Khoya Hai
Reminders Ke Jawaab Mae
Na Milne Wale Hisaab Mae
Behtar Bhavishya Ke Khwaab Mae
Engineer Woh Hai Jo Sochta Hai
Kaash Padhai Pe Dhyaan Diya Hota
Kaash Teacher Se Panga Na Liya Hota
Kaash Ishq Na Kiya Hota
Aur Sabse Behtar To Ye Hota
Kambakht Engineering Hi Na Kiya Hota............
Difficult situation while traveling
Apparel
I remembered those days when we are going to take the clothes with parents, we are taking the clothes selected by our parents. But now the whole scenario is changed. Even a child will select his own dresses whom will not know how to speak properly. I thought sometimes where we are? The young generation wants to do their shopping by themselves. Is there any wrong thing in that? Probably not, because they saw the people around them very keenly and they want to do the same. In Summer seasons generally we will find ads like this: Stroll around this summers cape, pick some sizzling garments and stay cool all through summer.. Comfortable cotton tops are perfect for sultry sunny days. Go out and have some fun! Ladies are generally lured by these types of ads in Big showrooms.
New generation Browsers
Currently known '4th+ generation' browsers Opera 4+ Gecko engine (Mozilla, FireFox, Netscape 6+ etc.) Internet Explorer 4+ KHTML (Konqueror, Safari, OmniWeb 4.5+) iCab ICEbrowser Escape 4+ NetFront 3+ Open TV Netgem 4 browser (NetBox) iPanel MicroBrowser Netscape 4+ OmniWeb (4.2-) Clue browser WebTV5th generation browsers (also known as DOM browsers) are the latest and greatest browsers, that offer the most abilities and functionality, and are the most popular browsers in use today. 4th generation browsers are less capable, but are able to run things like menu scripts - information is provided so you can still support those 1 or 2% of Internet users who have not had the time, opportunity, money, desire or knowledge to upgrade yet, or who have not yet found a 5th generation browser they are comfortable with.
Sunday, 17 June 2007
Saturday, 16 June 2007
Efforts
Sometimes I thought that the efforts done up till now in our life are correct or not. May be I have taken some wrong decisions and I also pay for it. Every wrong decision comes to an end with loss in the results. So what care should be taken while taking proper decision so that all our efforts will come with Fruits of Reward .Is this knowledge, work experience, age or what? All saints did efforts for mankind and they did not expect anything from community. Their efforts were excellent. The only thing they kept in mind was GOD has created us to give knowledge and to reach finally at His feets.
So what exactly these efforts mean? Is this a particular kind of force which drives our body in order to do something?
Nature..at its Best
Mobile Mania
These days the easiest and quickest method to reach the people is
Now a days we will find the mobile with every people right from Vegetable sellers to The Executive people. I read in newspapers that if we are keep on talking for a long time on mobile, the rays coming from the mobile harms our health. But still people will ignore even they read such type of articles. So our concern is how to use the
Song
Those who saw movie Shootout at Lokhandwala and using Orkut can enjoy this..
ganpat.. chal scrap bhej..
a ganpat.. chal scrap bhej..
a jada joke serious thoda kum bhej..
a jada joke serious thoda kum bhej..
thoda fan van to apun ka bhi ban na yaar..
thoda fan van to apun ka bhi ban na yaar..
a ganpat ganpat...
a ganpat ganpat...
COMEON COMEON COME EVERYBODY
COMEON COMEON COME BE MY BUDDY
COMEON COMEON COME EVERYBODY
{send a scrap.>send a scrap.>send a scrap.>}
IN THE ORKUT.. ALL OVER
WE ARE THE BHAI..
WE ARE THE BHAI..
orkut-orkut chalta rehta hai dekho jidhar..
koi scraping koi chatting karta hai idhar..
orkut-orkut chalta rehta hai dekho jidhar..
koi scraping koi chatting karta hai idhar..
Television as a source of Information and Learning
In
Maitre
मैत्री काय असते" केलेल्या निस्वार्थ प्रेमाचे प्रतिक असते आय़ुष्याची ती पहिली पायरी असते दोन् मनाच्या भेटीचे ते पवित्रसे घराटे असते वारा शोधणार्र्या सुगिन्धाची गाठ असते चादण्यात उठुन दिसणारी चद्रकोर असते सुख दु:खाची भरलेली मोठी जत्रा असते आठवणीच्या फुलची फुलदाणी असते म्रुत्युनन्तरही अविरत राहणारी अशी असते कधी न् तुटणारी अशी अतुट दोर असते एकमेकाचा एकमेकावर असलेला विश्वास असतो सर्वाना एकत्र बाधणारी गाठ असते मैत्री असते काय? हे समजून घ्यायला मैत्री असते.
Friday, 15 June 2007
Internet Usage
Now a days everybody is using internet for one or another reason right from booking the railway ticket to order the cooking items in the Shop. Internet usage in the country makes the life of people easier. But again the question arises whether we are using the internet to what extent? What are the good and bad things you will come to across while using Internet. Is it so necessary that you have to internet to survive?
Now a days people are more health conscious. Some people are in a view that if they are using the Internet for a long time it will be harmful to their health. It will affect the eyes and other health diseases. Some are in a view that they have to use internet in day today life otherwise they can not live. Its up to us how to use the internet.
India's new breed of Employees
Indian Economy is growing like anything .These days are the Days of Indians who are excelled in various fields through their skills. Where-ever you go you will find the Indians are doing well in the domain they are. In every aspect of life they are achieving Ordeal things. Indian is on verge of take off, it is only Indians which can reshape and mar the country future. Now we are living in an age of speed. Everything is changing very fast .Soon Indian will be the Knowledge Capital of whole world.
Fitness
You are overweight for the most simple of reasons -- because you're eating the wrong foods, the wrong types of calories per meal, and you're also eating meals in the wrong patterns each day. Think closely about what we're about to tell you, since it's going to change the way you think about dieting...
FOOD is more powerful than any prescription weight loss pills, because the FOOD that you eat can either make you THIN or FAT. You don't get fat because of a lack of exercising, that's a myth. You get fat because you don't eat the right foods at the right intervals each day. Also, the pattern that you choose to eat your meals each day is more powerful than any prescription weight loss pills. This is true because your body is like an "engine" and it only needs certain foods at certain intervals each day, and if you don't eat the right foods at the right times then it won't burn those calories -- and you'll wind up storing those calories as fat tissue.
Television as a source of Information and Learning
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Programs should be made as per considering the viewers level and that to also on scientific approach. Then people asked they have to see the TV only for increasing knowledge. Plan your view time and that of your kids - make a family list and enjoy - it is highly informative and essential. Yes, judicial watching Television particularly of channels like national geography, discovery and animal planet definitely increase the knowledge. Unbiased news channels (of which there are only a few, if any) will give you information. How you use it is up to you. You have to planned on your own which Shows and which Channels to be seen so that you should update at every moment. A common survey said that normally people in
Roads in nagpur city
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Previously to drive fast on the roads was too difficult. Always we find some road accident news in the newspaper. But now that was not the case. RTO has to set some speed limits on every road by seeing the Condition of the road and Traffic. This will certainly avoid the accident cases and we can enjoy the drive on the roads. One more thing I want to add here is some people will not take care of Traffic Signals. Even if Traffic signal is Red they will try to cross the roads. This is very dangerous but these people by seeing right and left will cross the roads. In order to avoid such type of problems RTO has to fit some Sensor based technology cameras which will capture the images at that instant. It is very dangerous to anyone. All people have to obey the Traffic rules in order to avoid any single accident in the city. Every citizen has to take this precaution to drive the vehicles safely.